Old Ben

... of the Starship Enterprise.

Luke: There's something not right here. I feel cold, death.
Yoda: That place is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go.
Luke: What's in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you.

Han Solo: There's nothin' I can do about it, kid. I'm in full power. I'm going to have to shut down. But they're not going to get me without a fight!
Old Ben: You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting.

Penny: So, do you think that if leonard and I keep dating, he'll eventually get bored with me?
Sheldon: That depends...
Penny: ...on what?
Sheldon: you have a working knowledge of quantum physics?
Penny: no...
Sheldon: you speak Klingon?
Penny: no...
Sheldon: you know any card tricks?

"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"
- Sherlock Holmes in The Sign of the Four

... time travelling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe... women.

Data: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I Get it! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Geordi: You get what?
Data: When you said to Commander Riker "The Clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go"... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Geordi: Whay are you talking about?
Data: During the Far Point mission, we where on the bridge, you tell the joke, that was the punch line.
Geordi: Data, that was seven years ago...
Data: I know. I just got it. VERY FUNNY!

they say time is the fire in which we burn. Right now Captain, my time is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in out lives... I know you understand.

The arrow impacted just above my sixth intercostal support, penetrating my secondary sub-processor. Fortunatly none of my bio-functions seem affected. Do not be concerned counselor, I believe your aim is improving.